lets top my strange life experience game. when i was little, i was abducted by terrorists, and after that i joined the circus.
When I was little, I abducted the terrorists and made them listen to Hootie And The Blowfish until they told me their secrets.
When I was little, Polish terrorists tried to blow up my car, it was a hoot because there was a hole in the tailpipe...
When I was little I joined AL Kida AL was the guy closest to me when we had to pick partners for badminton
When I was little, I was abducted and forced to work in the sweat shop that made terry wrist bands for Hootie and The Blowfish. I realize music is serious business and that you can't have play well with sweat drenched hands; yet, they forced me to use my little sweating hands on the machines and never offered me a comp pair for my work. One day, I ran away and joined a Polish circus.
In the Polish circus, wouldn't you know it, they forced me to become a trapeze artist. It was terribly tough. My little arms would just quiver. I would break out in a sweat and still, I did not have a pair of terry wrist bands.
When I joined the circus they made me hunt down the runaway peas, I would finally catch them in a trap in a specially made pod, that would only ever hold two peas I became very good at it, you could say almost an artist.......a trap peas artist
We I was little I was trapped by peas. They then dragged me back to their pods to cook and eat me, but I escaped. One day I returned for my revenge and made pea soup.
Trap peas are the worst. It's all I ever got to eat growing up. Sometimes we'd have twice trap peas. They were smashed and crammed back into the pods. If you tried to smash too many trap peas into the pod it would crack. Mother would slather over the crack with some more trap peas and then you'd have to eat trap peas that were in a pod cast.
When I was little I was kidnapped by radial fundamental Christians under the belief I was the Reincarnation of Jesus Christ. Guided by 2000 year old Biblical prophecy they held me captive for 3 years until I escaped. Hotwater
When I was Little I ran away from the circus to join an orphanage !! later in life I got shot and killed trying to rob a Food Bank
when i was little i ran away from my parents u.f.o. and hid among the humans. i should have chosen cats. they understand though and hide me anyway, even if i look mostly human.
