TOP 5 Thing U shouldn't say 2 a cop

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Officer I wish you would have taken your time getting here, so this thug could have had enough time to rape and kill me first. Next time, please don't risk your life getting here so fast, I like it when the dirt bag cuts me before he sodomizes me.

 

jackass says "what"..

 

Yeah.... My Dad used to be a cop..... Then he got a JOB!

 

is that bacon i smell?

 

Does this look like Krispy Kreme to you?

 

kick yourself in the head wee man..

 

would you like ta remove your hat before i floor ya!:smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5:

 

So, ass munch, when you're done raping me with a large fine, are you going to go home and rape your kids with your tiny cock?

I've wanted to say that to a piggy for so long....

 

You must have been going as fast as I was to catch up to me, why aren't you in jail for speeding?

Where'd you learn to drive like that? I was certain I lost you 10 mins. ago when I switched lanes and started driving down the highway in the wrong direction, shooting out the window.

What up beyotch?

 

You could always read them the Bill of Rights.

 

You really shouldn't open the boot ....:leaving:

 

That is if you know how to READ! :2thumbsup:

 

Hey, hot uniform...

Do you wear boxers or briefs?

are you cut or uncut?

when's the last time you shot your load into a hot mouth?

ever get your ass eaten or rimmed??????

and so on...........!!!!:sunny:

 

I always wanted to be a police officer...NOT...

 

Day-o, Day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day
Me say day, me say day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Work all night on a drink a' rum
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Stack banana till the mornin' come
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day...
Daylight come and me wan' go home
A beautiful bunch a' ripe banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Hide the deadly black tarantula
Daylight come and me wan' go home

It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH!
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day...
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day-o, day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Day, me say day, me say day, me say day
Me say day, me say day-ay-ay-o
Daylight come and me wan' go home

 

"I'm a communist".

 

Do you smell bacon?