TOP 5 Thing U shouldn't say 2 a cop

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  1. Bent Cold Sidewalk

    Bent Cold Sidewalk Member

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    Hurry up and write the ticket, the acid I took is starting to kick in.
     
    Bent Cold Sidewalk, Dec 25, 2011
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  3. Mind_Explorer

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    So pigs do fly!
     
    Mind_Explorer, Dec 25, 2011
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  5. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Well Hellow "Bigboi"..[​IMG].. Is That A Gun In Your Pocket, Or

    Are You Just Pleased To See Me...:biker:.?



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Dec 25, 2011
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  7. Bent Cold Sidewalk

    Bent Cold Sidewalk Member

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    Like my new sound system?

    Hey honey, what are doing with those handcuffs?

    Wanna go for a ride?
     
    Bent Cold Sidewalk, Dec 26, 2011
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    I got this outfit from your wife..
     
    deleted, Dec 26, 2011
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  11. blackcat666

    blackcat666 Senior Member

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    being drunk in the loo at a public park, crusing for sex and 2 plain cloths cops come in, and you whip out your dick wiggling it and say, "want some of this sausage big boys!
    :eek: :banghead:
     
    blackcat666, Dec 27, 2011
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  13. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    I've got a bomb.......
     
    Tyrsonswood, Dec 27, 2011
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  15. Crayola

    Crayola =)

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8LECmO9SeM"]three cheeseburgers... - YouTube

    ah, i've always dreamt of saying that to a cop
     
    Crayola, Dec 27, 2011
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  17. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Draw,bitch!

    Hey duuude-wanna beer?

    Where in the hell did you get that monkey suit?

    Wanna see a really fast left jab?

    "Can I see your license and registration?" No,but yo mama can."Sir-are you trying to be a wise-ass"? No,but yo mama is. "Would you like to go to jail,wise-ass?" No,but yo mama would. Then when he turns red and reaches for you-- stomp on the gas and screech away.
     
    scratcho, Dec 27, 2011
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  19. TyroneBiggums

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    You shouldn't be saying anything to him. You don't have to talk to them and You don't have to answer a goddamn thing. Just give them your license and registration and SHUT THE FUCK UP. Every question they ask you is designed to fuck you over.
    Here's one useful phrase to repeat incessantly if they are holding you up unnecessarily - 'Am I being detained (or am I free to go)?' If they say no you are not being detained you are legally allowed to leave.
     
    TyroneBiggums, Dec 27, 2011
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  21. TyroneBiggums

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    Also.. if a cop says "Hi" You probably shouldn't say "Yes" XD
     
    TyroneBiggums, Dec 27, 2011
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  23. dreamsDOcomeTRUE

    dreamsDOcomeTRUE KYTLIVE

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    You have a small gun
     
    dreamsDOcomeTRUE, Dec 31, 2011
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  25. nattilee

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    Don't try jedi mind tricks either. "Hello officer, these are not the drones you are looking for."
     
    nattilee, Dec 31, 2011
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    Atkins, you ever hear of it?..
     
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  29. dreamsDOcomeTRUE

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    YMCA

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k"]YMCA - YouTube
     
    dreamsDOcomeTRUE, Dec 31, 2011
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  31. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Those glasses look stupid..... so does the hat.
     
    Tyrsonswood, Dec 31, 2011
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  33. GLENGLEN

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    Morning "Fatso", Is The County Tip Close By, Or Did

    You Forget To Take A Shower Today..[​IMG].??



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Dec 31, 2011
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    Best thing to say to a insecure control freak is to say nothing at all.
     
    krozar, Jan 1, 2012
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  37. BeachBall

    BeachBall Nosey old moo

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    Ah, but how do you know if he is an insecure control freak or not?

    I don't recommend starting off by asking "Are you an insecure control freak?" :mickey:
     
    BeachBall, Jan 1, 2012
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  39. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

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    ^ "are you an insecure control freak ma'am??"


    [​IMG]
     
    TheGhost, Jan 1, 2012
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