Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

take it to the swimming hole

 

Have some talented bimbo suck it through a garden hose.

 

crack it and use the yoke to spike a cats hair into a mo-hawk

 

try to get high off it

 

Boil it in grain alcohol.

 

make a sandwich

 

Enter it in a pie eating contest.

 

Iron it flat, mail it to Santa.

 

Roll it uphill with your nose

 

Take it to a rainbow gathering.

 

Get in a big argument with it and storm out of the house.

 

dress it like a hooker and see if it makes any money

 

Paint a face on it then scream, "stop staring at me!" at it as loud as you can.

 

Put it in a home and never come to visit.

 

Dear PriceCheck..

May I Once Again "Take You To Task"......

My Dear Sweet... Young Lady.........Nobody....May I Repeat Nobody.....Does That To A Poor Simple Egg..!!!...

To Your Relatives.......***Yes***...

But To A Innocent...Virginic...Harmless...Simple...Peace Loving...Egg......??.....

Then My Dear.....From Me ...It's A Big Thumbs Down....



Yours...In The Protection ..Worldwide ......Of All Species Of "Endangered "Eggs.......Regardless..Of Colour..Creed..Sexual Oreintation...Religion.....Etc ...


Glen.

 

Secretly hide it in a tuba.

 

get married and have egg babies

 

Beat the living shit out of it, and ask it "Who's ya Daddy"

 

introduce it to your cousin

 

work the same dead end job together