Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

draw eyes on it, then have a staring contest with it.

 

teach it to use the internet.

 

Convince it that if it flaps its arms fast enough it could fly, then sit back and enjoy the hilarity.

 

Teach it advanced physics.

 

start a band together

 

Put it in the microwave. I promise nothing bad will happen.

 

feed it to the dog

 

draw a penis and balls on it and make it dance at the local gay bar.

 

sit on it and see if it will hatch.....

 

Enter it in a local strongman contest.

 

Roll it up a hill.

 

Serve it-
like a tennis ball.

 

Take it .....A Few Of It's Mates.......Mixed Fruit..etc etc ...And Turn It Into A Beautiful Xmas Pudding...........Just Like The One I'm Consuming At This Very Moment.....



Yours...In A Glutinous..Indulgent..Xmas Spirit.......


Glen.

 

Choke on it while in your underwear

 

Melt it down and sell it on the black market.

 

Take it to finishing school, learn it some manners.

 

See how many licks it takes to get to the centre.

 

teach it to jump through a hoop

 

throw it at somebody in the movie theatre

 

wrap it up as a Christmas gift.......