Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

shoot some hoops ​

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give it a henna tattoo.

 

Help it pick out a toupee.

 

Give it to the cop at a USA/MEXICO border crossing adding "lets just keep this between us, ok?"

 

give it to someone you love

 

Hide it inside your computer tower

 

Paste it to your left buttcheek.

 

Dye it, tell your kids a rabbit brought it.

 

File a long winding groove into the shell, and a corresponding groove into your egg cup holders. From this day forward you will be able to screw your eggs firmly into place.

 

Throw it at your nieghbor's house.

 

make an egg shrine

 

Put pantyhose in them

 

stuff them in yer underwear 1001 and one times.

 

Pin it to your lapel.

 

see if you can fit it in your mouth.

 

Write "kick me" on it and tape it to someone's back.

 

put it in a mason jar and throw it in the ocean

 

cook the dang thang.......

 

take it to the school dance

 

Plant it and wait patiently for your egg tree to sprout.