Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

wrap bacon around it and barbeque it

 

Convince the broccoli and cabbage to vote it out of the fridge.

 

play hide and seek with it, the egg getting to hide first.

 

Give it its own talk show.

 

Brainwash it into thinking its a vampire princess

 

lick it in the face

 

paint a face in blood on it , call it Wilson.

 

Buy it a rowing machine.

 

practice french kissing on it.

 

hard boil it and then play tennis with it......

 

bury it in the mud

 

throw it at upright bass thumpers......

 

fashion it into a stylish monocle removing the yoke ofcourse

 

Lable it "stool sample" and leave it at the doctor's office.

 

throw it at unsuspecting people ​

 

Train it to fetch your slippers.

 

Gently place it on a train rail, then wait patiently.

 

swallow it.................

 

let it rot ​

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practice yer golf swing........