Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

drop a few in the mailbox at the police station

 

Snort it. Raw.

 

drop a paving slab on it

 

invisible snowman nose

 

hollow it out and turn the shell into a mobile phone cover

 

paste little ears and whiskers to it and pretend you have a pet mouse

 

try and get it caught in a thick spider's web

 

drop it in a public mail box....with someones address on it

 

put it in a see through box and place it on the mantlepiece.

 

make a trophy out of it and present it to someone as a gift

 

burn it with a zippo lighter

 

Throw it on your uncle

 

put it in the 7/11 micro for 10 hours

 

throw it at your grandma

 

^^^You must hate your Grandma...thats like the 5th time you said that



egg foo yung

 

End a 1000 post game with it.

 

temporary bottle cap

 

smash it in the face of someone who makes another thread

 

use it to receive Digital tv Feb 2009.

 

put it back inside the bird


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