Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

eggnog

 

bash it with a toffee hammer

 

use it as emergency shaving gel

 

contemplate.. to egg or not to egg?..

 

play spin the egg....instead of spin the bottle

 

use it to fix the hole in ur radiator

 

toss it at people who dont pick up after their dog poops on my grass

 

minature golf

 

take it out on a drive

 

fragile anal beads

 

offer it to the lord as a sacrifice

 

put one in another birds nest

 

Crack it, poach it, die it green and put it on someone's face in the middle of the night. Time how long it takes fro them to figure out what it is.

 

boil ....peel....a dash of salt...and enjoy your bad egg breath

 

Homing pigeon cargo

 

place one under the auctioneers gavel

 

drop one on each car as they exit the carwash

 

learn to spin it on your finger ....basketball style

 

superglue one to the tip of your friends car antenna

 

slip one in random shoes at the shoe store