Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

feed it to a chicken

 

o man i have a funny story bout eggs......ok i was making boiled egges case i was in a eggy mood so i made it an i cracked it and it still yolk in it so i threw it over my fence and it landed im my nebiors pool it was awsome man

 

dip it in water, then put it in the freezer for 24hours or more , then egg somebodys window... - of a car, a house.. you decide.

 

Hand it to a starving child, and when he reaches for it, a tear of gratitude escaping the corner of his eye, smash it, and laugh.

 

Plan a terrorist attack on an Eggo Waffle manufacturing plant with it.

 

set it on an inclined surface and make it roll
(someone probably already said that but there ain't no way i'm gonna spend all night checking to see)

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paint it w/ the face of jesus, sell it on ebay

 

Hard boil, peel and cut in half, wear as pasties.

 

stick it up your ass, without breaking it

 

mount a drip candle upon it and light it, then be proud of the wicked cool results.

 

Draw your boss on it, then leave it in your boss' chair. Bring it coffee every so often.

 

Do that trick where you suck it through a garden hose.

 

Vote for it in the next election.

 

send it to space.

 

Sign it up for line dancing.

 

Carefully Insert A Syringe Into It........Suck Out All The Contents........Replace The Contents With Gunpowder......Paint A Pretty Mural On It......Put A Fuse In The Hole......Light It...... And Present It To Your Mother In Law As A Loving .....Heartfelt.....Sparkling .....Celebration Of Easter..... From Her Favourite Son In Law.

Whoooooo.....Finally Got To Blow The "Old Bag" From Here To Eternity.....Doesn't Get Much Better......

Yours In Harmonious Family Relations...

Glen.

 

throw it out of a red airplain, one of those with three layers of wings

 

throw it in you neighbors pool

 

register it to vote

 

sit on it