Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

keep it 'till easter and have it for breakfast

 

hood ornament

 

stocking filler for the little'uns at christmas

 

inject with green dye and cook up green eggs and ham

 

give to a homeless person as a substitute for spare change

 

cut it in half add some fishing line and market them as "worlds smallest bikini top"

 

see how tight you can clench it before it cracks

 

sneak into the local Tim Horton donut shop and place eggs in all the donut holes

 

take some lsd and look at it through jellyfish eyes to see it being driven by an inner animation.

 

see if a shamwow will absorb it

 

dive into a swimming pool with it in one hand and see if it maintains

 

turn any soup into egg drop soup

 

make eggy bread

 

spinach and cheddar quiche

 

give it to stalk, so he will come back...:leaving:

 

brag about it

 

Throw it at vikings who have no sense of humour

 

siiiing to it before you crack it open and fry it

 

compost it

 

roll it down a slide