Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

beat it

 

give it to the homeless

 

Sit on it for a year and try to hatch it.

 

take it to a rave

 

cook dinner for it

 

give it a mention in 'top 1000 things you can do with an egg' thread on hipforums

 

strenghthen kegels

 

strangle it

 

make a lousy sitcom about it

 

try and teach it dog tricks

 

see who can roll one down a hill the fastest before it bursts

 

bash it with a hammer

 

start a presidential election campaign for it

 

Hide it in you enemies underwear drawer after breaking it.

 

use it to glue shut your pastries

 

get drunk and throw a dozen of them into oncoming traffic on the freeway. guarntee good times,

 

pretend it is a baby and kick it

 

slip it in a babys diaper ....and watch the parents freekout

 

nurture it

 

juggle it