Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

whack it with a cricket bat

 

drop it off the CN tower

 

fertilize it

 

freeze em....

 

stick it in your next door neighbour's exhaust pipe

 

poach it and serve it on toast with ketchup

 

fry it up and slurp it down with some black coffee....

 

send it to slovenia

 

juggle with a dozen...

 

why slovenia?

eat the inside and serve shell to other ppl

 

paint it brown and try to pass it off as a kinder egg to an eager child at halloween.

 

Because thats where they like to take eggs,click on them, and hope that dragons hatch

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try to use em in a sling shot...

 

drop them down the rear of kids who wear super baggy pants

 

put it in a basket attached to the front of your bike and ride past a full moon in the style of E.T.

 

insert it into the tip of a penis with plenty of lube

 

make an elastic band ball out of it with 1000 elastic bands.

 

have an egg party...

 

trick the elephants into playing golf with it

 

use em for shooting practice...