Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

badminton a la egg

 

egg eyes in a skull

sell fortunes for five

 

drop it off a block of flats and watch it explode.

 

on top of another egg with a video camera slo mo

 

shortly before dropping another; this time aiming for an innocent pedestrian.

 

listen to it.

 

meditate with it

 

tap it on guitar strings

 

tap it like a drum

 

stick it on your thumb

 

stick it up your..









..chimney

 

throw it in a wok and gawk like a cock

 

create weebl and bob

 

lick it clean

 

smile at it demonically as you insanely plan it's destiny.

 

bop non stop then give it away

 

give it to a door-knocking kid on halloween as a 'treat'

 

...while smiling demonically..

 

hold it in contemplation, try to see visions inside it; crystal ball styleeee.

 

give it to the lizardkingmike and ask him what it says