Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

fill up your friends lunch box with em....

 

mail it to Nikleback

 

:-0

 

put one in your radiator to plug up little leaks

 

let life take its course...

 

try and eat one whole

 

paint one pink

 

see how long you can keep it in your pocket before it breaks

 

try and get it back in the chicken

!!

 

ask it questions like the show "whats my line?"

 

attempt a game of catch

 

give it to a homeless person

 

break em....

 

attempt to balance it on a bamboo cane

 

play russian roule egg! 9 hard boiled, one.....*splat*

 

name it

 

Throw it at someone that is named Sam who is also an uncle.

 

introduce it to bacon and beans

 

Place them in the Salvation Army kettles around XMAS time.

 

Leave one or two on random chairs at burger king