Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

hardboil them then put em in yer tuna & pickle salad mix...

 

let them rot and then throw them on the neighbors dog when its crapping on your lawn

 

put a dozen under your sofa piller...

 

dress them up as crash test dummies and place them in remote control cars and do some crash research

 

mail a bunch of rotten ones to the white house....

 

buy a small ultralight aircraft and drop egg bombs on the freeway

 

sneak a dozen or two in yer buddy's golf ball collection...

 

paint with them

 

have a fun L.F.E. battle...

 

early eggnog

 

make eggecstasy....

 

use it as cheap hair gel

 

take it to work.
Make it work for me.

 

have a hard boiled egg eating contest

 

Ride it to school.

 

take it 4 wheeling

 

fry em up, then freeze em and use them as frizbee's...

 

eyepatch

 

let it swim with the dolphins.

 

bring them to work and secretly place them in peoples coffee while they are distracted