Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

insert into your dog and then go to the beach and watch the people freak out when the dog sqats and lays 4 eggs

 

paint it gold and run through town yelling,"look what my duck did".

 

paint them up and put them in an unsuspecting pool hall just before tourney time..

 

Crack it >then glue it back together & return the contents

 

glue wings on a dozen or two and throw them off a bridge...

 

place them in other peoples gardens

 

super-glue them onto the neighbor's car, covering every inch of it, except the tire tread and a 24"x24" square of windshield.

 

throw them at Geraldo while he does his stupid trademaked fox news hurricane reports out in the wind

 

fill up the neighbors swimmin pool with em....

 

try to stick it back up your chicken.

 

bronze it for your grandkids

 

fill up your buddies boots with em....

 

make a band with them

 

throw them at a car window

 

baptise them

 

wait to see if a chicken erupts from said egg.

 

monkey bait

 

chicken bait

 

give it to various people and tell them to unscramble it. If they figure out a way, hire them.

 

crokinole