Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

turn in your homework, each line written on an egg

 

fill up all the Christmas stockings with em.....

 

send it to Nancy Grace so she can tell it how stupid it is and ask it even stupider questions

 

put them in the space shuttle and release em in orbit...

 

paint them like flowers and give them to your girlfriend as a bouquet

 

Send it to OJ and see how long he takes to murder it

 

give it a to a kid and tell him to carry it around until his mom asks why, and when she does to tell her it's his pet, since he cant' have a puppy.

 

Hide it behind the little gas tank filler door of someones car

 

Give yourself a facial

 

egg McMuffins

 

Use it as a mask to firm your buttalks.

 

french toast

 

Hair conditioner and be sure to leave in for at least a month.

 

lube

 

give it out as halloween candy.

 

crack them into the kid's bags of halloween candy.

 

separate the yellow yolk into a bowl, and carry it with you everywhere.

 

put superglue on it and stick it to someone's clothing when they're not watching.

 

egg and mustard sandwiches

 

put a dozen in the micro-wave and see just what happens on high for a couple hours..