Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

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  1. Born25YearsTooLate

    Born25YearsTooLate Hunting the mighty whifflesnark

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    turn in your homework, each line written on an egg
     
  2. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    fill up all the Christmas stockings with em.....:)
     
  3. SpacemanSpiff

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    send it to Nancy Grace so she can tell it how stupid it is and ask it even stupider questions
     
  4. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    put them in the space shuttle and release em in orbit...:)
     
  5. Born25YearsTooLate

    Born25YearsTooLate Hunting the mighty whifflesnark

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    paint them like flowers and give them to your girlfriend as a bouquet
     
  6. SpacemanSpiff

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    Send it to OJ and see how long he takes to murder it
     
  7. Born25YearsTooLate

    Born25YearsTooLate Hunting the mighty whifflesnark

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    give it a to a kid and tell him to carry it around until his mom asks why, and when she does to tell her it's his pet, since he cant' have a puppy.
     
  8. SpacemanSpiff

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    Hide it behind the little gas tank filler door of someones car
     
  9. Dagaz

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    Give yourself a facial
     
  10. SpacemanSpiff

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    egg McMuffins
     
  11. Dagaz

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    Use it as a mask to firm your buttalks.
     
  12. SpacemanSpiff

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    french toast
     
  13. Dagaz

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    Hair conditioner and be sure to leave in for at least a month.
     
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  15. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    give it out as halloween candy.
     
  16. Born25YearsTooLate

    Born25YearsTooLate Hunting the mighty whifflesnark

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    crack them into the kid's bags of halloween candy.
     
  17. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    separate the yellow yolk into a bowl, and carry it with you everywhere.
     
  18. Born25YearsTooLate

    Born25YearsTooLate Hunting the mighty whifflesnark

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    put superglue on it and stick it to someone's clothing when they're not watching.
     
  19. SpacemanSpiff

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    egg and mustard sandwiches
     
  20. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    put a dozen in the micro-wave and see just what happens on high for a couple hours..:)
     
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