Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

bring some to your next rock concert and throw them at the back of those big fans blowing air on the stage

 

make some egg samiches....

 

call the local news channel and get them to make a smalltown hero story about your egg that saved a drowning baby in the pool

 

let em hatch and make even more eggs.....

 

hide behind the mailbox and surprise Farmout in the early morning with a free egg facial mask

 

yeah just fucking chuck it at the prez's stupid dome

 

Hide it inside someones umbrella....and hope it rains

 

fill up someones boots with them overnight....

 

suspend one in a fishbowl full of clear gelatin

 

build an egg trebuchet

 

build a 300 pound counterweighted trebuchet, and launch a single lonely egg.....a quarter mile.

 

save them up and give them to the noisy neighbor kids on hallowe'en

 

after putting a pinprick in them and leaving them to sit in a warm place for six months.

 

Reincarnate it.

 

play switch-a-roo with a birds nest.

 

Dress it up real nice and dance the Hokey Pokey with it

 

drop it from the top of the empire state building, and whoever it hits, give them 100$

 

let it drip into the cabin-air intake of someones car....preferably someone you dont like...and on a hot day

 

put a dozen in BBAD's toolbox....

 

get a government tornado research grant........save up thousands of eggs and try to leave them all in a tornadoes path......for research of course