Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

put it on your grandma

 

Put it in grandma :-o

 

squish it on your grandma

 

put one in grannies false toofers jar....

 

wear it on a string around your neck and tell everyone its your olympic gold medal

 

give it to a koala.

 

leave one for your teacher everyday.....put it in her or his coffee cup when they are not looking

 

hard boil em, shell em, freeze em, then put em in someones ice tea...

 

Throw it at the goalie on your next NHL boys night out trip to Toronto

 

put a dozen in a leak proof envelope and mail them to someone...

 

play marbles with them.

 

hardboil a dozen, shell em, slip them under yer neighbors cheekins, they reach in under the hen.....EEEEWWWHHHHHHH Slimey gooie...YUK....

 

feed them to snakes

 

send them to BBAD in Canada so he can freeze them for later consumption....

 

throw them at obnoxious squirrels

 

paint them camouflage and hide them around farmout's place, to see if they hatch into camo chickens

 

^ thought for sure you'd say....glue to a stick and use for spear practice target

 

not a bad idea. talk about accuracy training....

thanks!

 

Use for gun target practice....that'd be neat too

 

stick a pin into each end of the shell, and then egg-lectrocute it.