Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

give it some cocaine man..... yehahahhahahahahaha.....
COKEGG..

 

have a chat over tea on a warm spring morning

 

shove it in the pie hole of aqua team hunger force

 

put them in your bra

 

Put numbers on them ......sell them for 1$ each and float them down the creek to a finish line....the number of the first one there gets their dollar back

 

put a bunch of them in one of those lotto number ball chooser machines... then pay a child to clean it up

 

replace your friends golf ball with one and hope he doesnt notice

 

put a dozen or so in the microwave, go to full power and one hour and see what transpires....:-0

 

put it in your mouth and go to the first person you see and say "I dont feel well" then cough out the egg on their shoe

 

attempt to fry it on somebodys back when their tanning in the sun on the beach.

 

drop them from a highway overpass while holding a sign that says "suicide is not the answer"

 

glue thousands of them together and stand them on end...

 

drop one off the CN Tower

 

put it back in the chickens ass

 

use it as a pillow.

 

make it a congressman.. they got scrambled thought anyways.

 

put them in the clevage....

 

superglue one to the tip of the antenna on your best friends car

 

trace it.