Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

work out what its trade value is and sell it as a commodity.

 

teach it to hunt animals..

 

load it with explosives and make it into a 'hen grenade'

 

give it to Elton John and see if he thinks like HippieIam

 

(snorts and falls over laughing)

 

spy on it....

 

hard boil em and use em for a funky game of pool.....

 

start a new internet craze.......professional speed egg stacking

 

make an egg tray that reads 'microwavable eggs' and stencil the following onto each egg

'place in microwave safe bowl, heat on high for 10 minutes'

 

throw it at hanna montana.. < please aim for her head...

 

stick one in each jaw and pretend yer a mobster...

 

Use it to biologically manufacture your own personal flu vaccine

 

Porn

 

fill up the cups on the local golfin green and watch the golfers go nuts....:-0

 

swallow it whole...............and barf it back up........whole

 

warm it with your rear end, then after 3 months, realize all you have is rotten egg splatter stuck on your jeans

 

Duct tape it to the inside of your tailpipe....go for a 20 minute drive..then stop and have lunch

 

when you're on the bus/subway just before somebodys about to sit down beside you, place and egg there.

 

Go to the mall........place the egg on the floor in the center court and continuously stare at it while walking in circles and quietly saying WTF?..WTF?..WTF?..WTF?..WTF........

 

get a couple dozen of em gathered up, hand print a ransom note and send it to the local cheekin farmer asking for a ransom.... Maybe ask for coupons to KFC....