Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

climb a tree and put them is an unsuspecting birds nest....

 

throw it at people who have multiple user accounts and sneak around Hip like greasy little coniving pieces of.............

 

Not me, I have trouble keepin up with this one account...
Meanwhile, back at the ranch and back on topic...

Freeze em and then use em in yer trusty sling shot....

 

stick em under the hood on the hot intake and you have lunch when you get to whereever you goes

 

Put one in a bell jar and subject it to a hard vacuum to see what happens

 

Throw it in the air and use for target practice


but not with this

 

crack a dozen into a plastic bottle and shake well. freeze, and take along camping for scrambled eggs the next morning.

 

tie it to a firecracker and give it the ride of its life

 

Make a city out of them...

 

Take it to watch a taping of Oprah and hope it gets a car.

 

put it in your leaking car radiator.....to plug the holes

 

take it to a taping of Oprah and watch her dive into the audience to eat it.

 

just throw it Oprah.........

 

rent a hooker for it.

 

put faces on them.....

 

weird bottle stopper

 

ok, butt plug....:-0

 

make it your new pet

 

put a stamp and an address on it, and see if it goes through the mail in one piece

 

Throw it at a bees nest