Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

let it soak in alcohol for days, because it is porous it will absorb a good amount of it... all i have to say after that is... moltoff eggtails

 

Throw it at anyone who spells Molotov.......as moltoff

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molotov_cocktail

 

plant several rows in the neighbors garden next to the eggplants.....

 

Throw it at people who grow and eat eggplants............:ack2:

 

you can put it on the stick coming out of that guys ass and roast it ... smash it and make a smore... eat it or launch it...

 

throw it at the sun

 

Throw it at the great lakes

 

make a chinese 'century egg' from it. If you're brave, eat it afterwards.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Century_egg

 

have yourself an eggwich.....

 

I'ma gonna go throw up now.............


Throw eggs at young punks who think theyre the first to do anything and everything

 

use it to keep your dreads together

 

Throw them at Bands that suck

 

pour 3 dozen pureed eggs (shells and all) into the gas tank of a police cruiser.

 

Try to balance one on a spoon......................all day while at work

 

for double points, hold the spoon's handle in your teeth.

Triple points if you can talk audibly without dropping your egg.

 

put the egg in a co-workers workboot .......just before he puts them on

 

slip it into your coworker's thermos of boiling hot coffee

 

Make chinese Egg Drop Soup

 

boil it, peel it, and bbq smoke it.

 

bring it to Africa and sell it as an earing to those people who stick things in their stretched out earlobes