Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

give one to your grandma, then laugh like maniac and jump on the roof

 

Give one to Hippie I Am's gramma..........and see what she does with it

 

drop it off Mt. Everest

 

put it in a potato cannon, take it up on the space shuttle, and launch it towards mars

 

Squish it into the face of whoever hacked peoples passwords through that fake PM stuff

 

use it to find out who REALLY shot JFK

 

put one in a robins nest and see if they freak out

 

encrust it with gold leaf and jewels and sell it for several hundred thousand dollars.

 

Make a whole bunch of funny ears,nose,lips and eyebrow attachments for the egg and then market it as MR EGG HEAD

 

hardboil a few dozen of em and switch-em out at the local supermarket....

 

inject one with LSD and let it mature to a chicken

another with Cocaine

another with Amphetamines

another with pure THC

so on so forth through every drugs

see which ones actually hatch and mature and see differences in brain patterns/ characteristics through studies.

BGOCK! chicken head hah

 

use it to fill madonnas front teeth gap

 

soak it in LSD and sell it as "egg-drops" in china or someshit lmao

 

fry some chicken

 

paint it and give it out on hanukah as a dreidel

 

put it in hole 18 at a golf course lmao

 

turn it in to a police station as a mass murderer
saying it threatened you

"its name is howard"

 

trade it for soulja boi tickets then burn them

 

simply smash it with a sledgehammer and catch it on camera so you can watch it in slow motion

 

crack it open on Shorelines keyboard...because its on fire..it will cook and then you can eat