Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

962:
Dye it red on one side and yellow on the other, with an orange stripe in the middle (longways, mind you ) and secretly replace an undyed egg at the market with it.....repeat with new egg using different color scheme.....

 

961. Name it Bob. And give some cocaine.

 

90058:
drop it into a pot of boiling vodka

 

959. Watch it evaporate in that pot of boiling, hot vodka.

 

960:
Mail it to a random address taken from the internet.

 

957. Run over it with a car

 

958: Stuff it in your underpants and walk through airport security

 

955. Give it your cats and let them play with it.

 

956: Long walks in the rain

 

953. Throw it to the flamingoes.

 

954:
teach it to play dead

 

921 teach it to play the piano

 

922:
blow it kisses across a crowded bar

 

3.14159265:

Use it as an ingredient to make pi.

 

1001
insert it into an inflated baloon

 

32 ft/sec/sec:

Drop it from a rooftop to test gravity.

 

952. sneak under a pretty girls skirt and throw egg directly up!

 

953
put it in the offering basket at church

 

9.34.76.08.867543.908:

scramble it

 

901:
Teach it to sit