Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

Bring them to the zoo and feed them to the snakes

 

superglue a string to it, and use it to go fishing for weasels

 

Make alcohol out of it

 

Go to Honda dealership...Test drive a car and leave an egg in the glove box

 

sell it at the farmers market....

 

shoot it with a blowgun

 

Put it in the freezer and use it as a re-usable ice-cube

 

Tie it to a bottle rocket and give it the time of its life.

 

I think it had the time of its life a few pages back.....thanks to Hippie I Am




Put an egg in the BACK of your bathing suit at the beach...and walk around asking every person you meet "Wheres the toilets??"

 

never thought I'd be jealous of an egg.

remove the dna from it and insert that of a long dead dinosaur. If it hatches, keep it as a guard beastie.

 

go to the store,free the egg from captivity......and hide the egg inside of a box of Corn Flakes on the shelf

 

it could be your foster parents

 

gently egg-stract the yolk and white, clean the egg well (using a couple of needles, etc) and fill the eggs with hash or honey oil for smuggling

 

pitch the egg up in the air at the momment the lights go out in the theatre before the movie starts playing

 

make pope eggs benedict

 

use it as cheap hair gel

 

show up at random births in the hospital, and crack it on the new born baby

 

Spend years stretching out one nostril........then always keep an egg in there

 

coat in superglue and insert into tom cruise's mouth, so we no longer have to hear him talk about scientology

 

Give it a name ,Take a thousand pictures of it in different little outfits and upload them all into a new MySpace page