Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

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  1. deleted

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    Take it to a shoe shine parlor and get it waxed and buffed.
     
  2. SpacemanSpiff

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    Send it to Maury Povich so he can check which Rooster and Chicken are its parents
     
  3. Born25YearsTooLate

    Born25YearsTooLate Hunting the mighty whifflesnark

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  4. hippy i am

    hippy i am poppy seed bagels

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    Sing it fairytales.
     
  5. Oneness

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    control the weather with it
     
  6. hippy i am

    hippy i am poppy seed bagels

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    brush its teeth.
     
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    Wrapping paper
     
  8. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    Give it a tramp stamp
     
  9. Born25YearsTooLate

    Born25YearsTooLate Hunting the mighty whifflesnark

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  10. SpacemanSpiff

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    Hide it in the cookie jar
     
  11. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    sneak in the hen house and change out a bunch of hardboiled eggs with the fresh ones to freak out the cheekins....:)
     
  12. SpacemanSpiff

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    Stick it back in the chicken:eek:
     
  13. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    fill up yer neighbors mail box with em....:)
     
  14. deleted

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    put it out to pasture..
     
  15. SpacemanSpiff

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    Tie it to helium balloon and let it go where it may
     
  16. Born25YearsTooLate

    Born25YearsTooLate Hunting the mighty whifflesnark

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    send it COD to a random person in american samoa
     
  17. SpacemanSpiff

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    Swap it out with a robins egg in your tree
     
  18. Born25YearsTooLate

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    give it to a starving/homeless person
     
  19. SpacemanSpiff

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    Get Angelina and Brad to adopt it
     
  20. Born25YearsTooLate

    Born25YearsTooLate Hunting the mighty whifflesnark

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    get madonna to have sex with it, then write a 'tell all' book
     
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