Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

Stareing contest

 

dress it in flannel and get it a record contract.

 

Give it a one year subscription to Hip Forums

 

enter it in the cannabis cup and see what happens

 

Put it on someones head and use it as a pelletgun target

 

make an egg yoke and oatmeal face mask

 

make a scotch egg with it.

 

Place it someones beer at a club, walk off a short ways and watch the reaction.

 

two words......................TargetPractice...and...MeterMaids

 

name it humpty dumpty, take out an insurance policy on it, and the collect when it falls off the wall.

 

Put them in little baskets and use them for earrings

 

Whatever you do, dont use it as an enema!!!!!

 

inject it with poison and slip it into your enemy's fridge

 

Float one in every public toilet you visit

 

Put one a day in the same mailbox, but wear a different disguise each time.

 

Take a blurry picture of it and post it here as weed...

 

have it delivered by a singing telegram, in a small velvet lined box

 

Superglue one to your friends forehead while they sleep

 

if it's a duck (or larger) egg, stuff it down your swim trunks at the beach to get looks from girls.

 

Superglue them on walls at the cineplex.............and give them a little crack so they break when someone tries to remove them