Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

put it into a glove, then challenge somebody to a duel.
and smack their face with it.

 

design spider man web shooters, for shooting eggs

 

crack it into the key slot on the ignition of a Kia

 

Choke

 

paint a picture of Dave Chapelle's balls on it

 

Feed all the starving people

 

are you kidding one egg? two maybe but who can get their hands on two eggs these days....


you could make it do yoga with you..

 

make knadlach, which i just did and had. yum.

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place it in a coffee pot set on auto

 

it doesnt say "one egg" it says "an egg" which implies it can be more than one.


Manifest them

 

Sit on the couch with it and watch old vhs recordings of the Arsenio Hall show.

 

Hard boil them, and trick people into thinking they can still drink them

 

suck on them

 

put them inside panty hose boxes.

 

throw em at passing cars......

 

You didn't say what kind of egg; so if it was a goose egg, you could replace zero with it!

 

spray perfume on it.

 

replace the hard cup in a jockstrap and wear it around and hump someones leg.

 

boil it and put it back in the carton. then laugh when someone goes to make an omelet.

 

wait for it to hatch