Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

we skipped all those numbers and went to #1

 

pickle it, wax it for storage

 

I lost count...



Sit on it and hope that it hatches.

 

989- Put it in someones sleeping bag

 

dirty hippies don't even know how to count....


#1006- write a short letter on it (a long one's ok if you can write small), pack it in a box full of newspaper or styrofoam peanuts, and mail it to your cousin in abu dhabi

 

let it get rotten and throw it on somebody

 

#461- drop it off a wall and hire all the kings men/horses to try and reassemble it

 

orphan catching

 

stick ur finger n it

 

Number 971.

971. Put it on a spoon and run the egg race and try not to drop it.

 

970: run the egg race but intentionally drop it

 

969. Pick up the egg and continue running.

 

968 pick up the egg, put it in your pocket, and go get some coffee

 

967. Drop the egg on the table as payment for the coffee.

 

970:
Egg-kabobs

 

965. Make egg salad!

 

966:
bury it in the sand, wrapped in a fish

 

963. Take it to a tattoo parlor and get its monroe pierced.

 

964:
paint it up with puzzled piece shaped markings, coloring one puzzle piece completely black.

 

961. Put a sticky plastic eye on the egg mentioned above in the piece that is painted black. Call it the Eye of the Egg. We shall worship it.