Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

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  1. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    Drug Glen, then take sexually suggestive pictures of the egg and himself.
     
    crummyrummy, Mar 8, 2008
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  3. GLENGLEN

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    No Need To Drug Me........I'm Quite "Into Eggs" As It So Happens......[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Mar 8, 2008
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    Pay the electric bill using it as currency.
     
    crummyrummy, Mar 9, 2008
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  7. FlyingBurritoBro

    FlyingBurritoBro Sing Me Back Home

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    Convince it you're a distant cousin and stay with it for a month rent free.
     
    FlyingBurritoBro, Mar 9, 2008
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    Pretend you're miggs in Silence of the Lambs and throw it on an unsuspecting woman's face as she walks by.
     
    Face Eater, Mar 9, 2008
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    teach it to play dead and then take it on the road baby
     
    J311Mann, Mar 9, 2008
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  13. crummyrummy

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    Give it a boob job
     
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  15. GLENGLEN

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    Insert A Syringe.....Slowly Remove The contents.....Fill The Egg With High Intensity Plastic Explosive..............Then When He's Got His Back Turned........Insert The Egg... (class A explosive) ...Into "Crummys--Bummy"....[​IMG]



    Yours........Whilst Dialing The Nearest ..After Hours "Proctologist"...[​IMG]....(bum doctor)..[​IMG]...In Crummys Town........


    Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Mar 10, 2008
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  17. rainbowedskylover

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    legalize it
     
    rainbowedskylover, Mar 10, 2008
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  19. bekyboo52

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    make an omlette with it then shove it up ur ass
     
    bekyboo52, Mar 10, 2008
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  21. farmout

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    roll it down a steep hill in the snow to see how big it will get......:)
     
    farmout, Mar 10, 2008
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    It makes a wonderful shampoo mixed with rosemary and lemon balm.
     
    Face Eater, Mar 10, 2008
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  25. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    shoot some hoops.....:)
     
    farmout, Mar 10, 2008
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  27. crummyrummy

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    Put a wig on it and pretend its Norman's Mother from Psycho.
     
    crummyrummy, Mar 10, 2008
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  29. farmout

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    Put it betwixt yer cheek an gums and pretend its chawin bakkie.....:)
     
    farmout, Mar 11, 2008
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    Place it in a urinal.
     
    crummyrummy, Mar 11, 2008
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  33. farmout

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    Before or after you put it betwixt yer cheek and gums?? EEEEEHHHHWWWWW
    Send it flyin with a sling shot......:)
     
    farmout, Mar 12, 2008
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  35. crummyrummy

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    Tell a small child its a fairy egg and ask the child to look after it til it hatches.
     
    crummyrummy, Mar 12, 2008
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    Gather a bunch of morons and start a cult. Call it Eggism. Then sacrifice a chicken for good luck.
     
    gesone, Mar 13, 2008
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  39. J311Mann

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    invest in more than one egg and fill up your neighbors mailbox with them
     
    J311Mann, Mar 13, 2008
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