Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

680. Throw it in the air and clap your hands as many times as you can and try to catch it.

 

Sell it to Iran.

 

678. Crack it open and leave it in the ceiling of an elevator.

 

Put it in a time capsule

 

poke a hole at the top and then put rice krispies in it.

 

Hide it on easter

 

just before a kid reaches the bottom of the slide, throw it at the middle of the slide so that it cracks, and then the kid whipes it clean. lol.

 

teach it Japanese.

 

beat it (the egg), put it in a condom and put it on someone's doorstep that you don't like.

 

Crack it into someones windshield washer fluid resevoir.

 

put it on an aluminium fence on a hot day and see if it cooks

 

Drop it in a volcano

 

Smear it all over your face and sleep with it on. Excellent defoliator.

 

Place it on a diving board.

 

Use it to run a small wooden vehicle

 

Squish It Between All The Pages Of Crummybums Dictionary.............Might As Well Glue The Thing Into One "Solid Mass"........He Never Refers To It Anyway.....(sigh)..


Cheers Glen.

 

Walk hand in hand with it on the beach as the sun sets over the Pacific Ocean.

 

Slowly Grind It Into My Puuuuter Screen Whenever "Crumbsbums" Sig Is Displayed......Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...



Cheers Glen.

 

As your walk comes to a close, embrace your lover and pass the egg erotically from your mouth to hers and vice versa,

 

Break It Over FaceEaters Head........For Making Such A Sexually Repulsive Suggestion...



Cheers Glen.