Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

Put it in your slippers to reduce foot odour.

 

Go kite Surfing with it.

 

atriot: Dress it up in a little suit and run it for President! atriot:
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crack a shit ton of them into a giant silo or something thats made out of metal, fill it to the top. Than light a giant fire around it, cooking the eggs inside. Build a 3X3 opening at the bottom and watch a giant cube slab off egg squeeze through, throw slabs into the back of a truck, haul them away to do many things. Particularly drop it off a bridge, and use it as a raft.

 

Use it to hold your dentures while you sleep.

 

Fold your clothes with them

 

put them in a sling launcher and see how far they fly......

 

put them under your pillow at night to use instead of a dream catcher

 

Use an egg as toilet paper.

 

Design Chairs that look like them

 

Design chairs for them to sit in.

 

Threaten it with a gun.

 

Or you could give it some gum!

 

Get a diploma printed up for it and declare it officially smarter than your in laws.

 

Train armies of them

 

Teach it to drive a tractor.

 

Sit on it gently, keepin it warm and fuzzy, see if it might just hatch.....

 

Teach it Spanish

 

Charge people $5 to ride it.

 

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