Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

Break into the national treasury and leave it as a calling card.

 

Give it a make over

 

Hatch it out. Make the chick think you are it's "mommy".

 

store it in a swiss bank vault.

 

Crack it a little and tape it to the underside of your ex's bed.

 

Coat it in flat house paint.

 

stick a straw in it and suck out the innards......

 

balance it on the head of a rabbit.

 

Dress it as Janet Jackson. Stage a "wardrobe Malfunction".

 

run over it with your lawnmower.....

 

Trade it for a different egg.

 

paint it with an angry face and send it to the president

 

Make a lilttle shrine out of it. Then start the First Egg Worshippers Church, and get a tax exemption, tax free property, and love gifts from the faithful! :worthy: :goodevil:

Oh, gaLORY!........ :worthy: :guitar:

 

Send it on a date with another egg.

 

Clone it a million times and sell em on ebay.

 

Train it to sniff out truffles.

 

get em cheaper by the dozen......

 

Mail it to a friend. Send it all over the world when they mail it to their friends

 

crack it on your uncle

 

wrap it in bacon then place it in a mail box.