Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

Secretly replace someone's Folgers with it and see if they notice.

 

See how strong the suction on your vacuum cleaner is with it.

 

Give it to one of those "spare some change" guys in leu of cash.

 

Put it in the offering basket at church.

 

Fine it for speeding

 

Glue sequins and ribbon to it, and swear up and down to all your friends its a genuine Faberge egg.

 

Write an angry letter to it outlining your concerns with its conduct.

 

Give it a promotion with as many as five people working directly under it.

 

Mix it with shampoo in a bowl and use it to wash the fat off your hair.

 

Balance it on the equinox's

 

Teach it to drive a stick.

 

get it drunk and go looking for fights together.

 

Join a fight club

 

How'd you get the fat get in your hair? Unless... MY GOD you're kinky!


Make a bowl out of a leaf. Boil the egg in the leaf bowl over a campfire to the amazement of your friends.

 

Make egg cereal.

 

Turn it in for being the shooter on the grassy knoll.

 

Give it as first prize for an essay competition.

 

Teach it to play banjo and hunt river rafters.

 

Sign it up for a dating service and claim that it makes $86K.

 

Send it into space to terrorize Astronauts.