Top 1000 things that you can do with an egg

color it for the easter bunny.....

 

Crack it and take it back to the grocery store demanding a year's supply of free eggs and a ride on the forklift as compensation.

 

Plant it , see if it grows.

 

Take it to the doctor so it can get a check up.

 

Sue it for harassment.

 

Oxycute it.

 

Take it to a psychic to have its palm read.

 

bake into a delicious pie crust

 

..Whip It To Within An Inch Of Its Life.....(using an electric mixer...not a leather whip.....you sickoes).........Create A Fullsized Pie Caseing.....(not just a miserable "crummy" crust).....Fill It With Fresh Fruit.....And Serve It To All The "Hip Forum" Members Out There In Cyberland.....With A Glass Of "Fine Aussie Wine" To Wash It Down......



Yours...Welcoming 2008.......With A Glass Of "Aussie Red"........(or ten)


Glen...

 

cook it on a hot summer day on the sidewalk........

 

Mail it to president Bush

 

make a helmet for a mouse out of it

 

Tattoo it with the words love and hate

 

Install it in your grandma's bathroom so she doesn't fall getting out of the tub.

 

Defer to it in all situations in which a decision must be made.

 

Give your partner a hot egg massage.

 

make a little balcony for it that clipsto your shoulder, and before you say anything looking intensly at the egg on your shoulder, then add "In accordance with the egg.." before every every statement.
FOr questions, add "The egg requires to know why..." before every question.

 

Tell it your life story

 

tell someone its a ping-pong ball and trick them into hitting it with a paddle...I suggest finding someone very dumb to try this on

 

secretly replace a golfers ball at the tee with it.