Top 100 things of most productive things to do with old people

39: Convince a couple dozen of them that it's 1942, give them rifles, fly them to Germany, and film them trying to fight the Nazis.

 

38: Tell them that they're dead and they're in hell.

 

37: Replace all their shoes with roller skates.

 

36: Then, after they're hospitalized, steal all their painkillers and replace them with caffeine pills.

 

35. feed them to a lion

 

34. give them special brownies.

 

33. give 'em a steam bath to ease out the wrinkles.

 

32: Move them into an apartment in Chinatown in the middle of the night and insist that there is no such thing as this "America" they keep talking about.

 

31. Lash them together to make a raft you can talk to while you punt along the Thames.

 

28. put them in the dumpster

 

27. Barbecue!

 

26. tie them up and just start licking them for a couple hours...

 

25. No one likes young kids being exploited in sweat shops. Kids have their whole lives ahead of them with so much potential. Old people on the other hand have had their lives already and there are always more of them. People can't stop themselves getting old. So at age 65, when you retire from your normal job, you go to work for Nike, earning 3 cents an hour.

 

24. talk dirty to them, and tell them your charging them for it, but dont stop when they tell you to

 

23. Use them as fuel for your war machines.

 

gooed one taylor.
22. use them as ammo for your catapaults.

 

21. use them as a scarecrow

 

THEY'D ACTUALLY SING AND DANCE. You're a GENIUS.

20. Use them as an installation piece in your modern art exhibition.

 

i think you have to pickle them first for it to be considered art

 

I don't think so... anything is art so long as you sign your name to it. Who was it who signed a toilet and then exhibited it?