Top 100 things of most productive things to do with old people

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  1. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    86. Transplant their brains into us so we can count.
     
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  3. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    lotsa duplicate numbers up there. read all the posts before you comment.
     
    crummyrummy, Oct 17, 2004
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  5. Fractual_

    Fractual_ cosmos factory

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    83. put them in your compost pile
     
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  7. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    82. Glue a penny to the sidewalk, then laugh as they hurt their back trying deperately to pick it up!
     
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  9. Willy_Wonka_27

    Willy_Wonka_27 Surrender to the Flow

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    81- sniff them
     
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  11. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    80. rerelease their greatest hits, digitally remastered, and earn a fortune.
     
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  13. Fractual_

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    79. tie them up on the back of your car
     
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  15. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    78. two words.......CAGE MATCH!!!!!!
     
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  17. Fractual_

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    77. see if they float
     
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  19. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    76. bowling pins
     
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  21. Fractual_

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    75. show them this thread
     
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  23. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    74. Moon them.
     
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  25. Fractual_

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    73. milk them
     
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  27. ::TheConcreteGirl::

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    73)turn them into cool old butlers like alfred
     
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  29. JohnnyATL

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    there not bald they just have a solar panal for a sex machine
     
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  31. backtothelab

    backtothelab Senior Member

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    71--Destroy the postal service, and force them to use email
     
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  33. Fractual_

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    70. force them to listen to modern music
     
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  35. ::TheConcreteGirl::

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    69)pull out all their dentures and order them to make funny faces.
     
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  37. Fractual_

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    68. line them up like dominos and tell them its for a charity, but just take pictures when you knock them down
     
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  39. Kilgore Trout

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    67. Immerse them in a virtual reality while we secretly keep them in pods and harvest electricity from their bodies.
     
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