Top 10 things you like to do after you died

What are the top 10 things you want to do after you died?

 

1. looking after my loved ones that haven't died yet
2. meet up with friends that have died already
3. spy on people that aren't dead yet
4. spook people I don't like
5. have ghostsex with people I do like
6. taking over psychics and making them do funny stuff
7. finding answers to the big questions of life
8. having tea and cookies with Douglas Adams
9. eating all the candy and chocolate I can find, knowing that I don't have a body anymore that can get fat or unhealthy
10. messing with the server of Hipforums so everybody here can get a life

 

1. Go for a ride down to the morgue for an embalming.
2. get dressed up for the occasion.
3. Have hair and makeup done. (I'm propbably going to need a lot of it...)
4. Lie down in a small long box.
5. Go to my wake.
6. Go to McDonalds while everyone is out. (Hey, I'm dead, it won't kill me!)
7. Go to my next wake.
8. Get locked in the box.
9. Get buried in a cemetary.
10. SLEEP! FINALLY, I GET TO SLEEP!

 

1. at my wake i will be in a piano box ooo roomy.
2. gutted and have my body cavity filled with fruit
3. have my corpse tossed in the forest
4.haunt my psychotic ex
5. toss eggs at police6.posess a 9 year old boy and pretend to be satan
7. if i didn't in life, visit jamaica and gaza(arafat)
8.posess a bush twin and get them elected as president
9.have a voodoo mistress resurrect me
10. walk the earth for eternity