hahaha, you're funny! there *are* some really nice toothpastes out there y'know, they're not all just chemical goo that no right-thinking person would actually put into their mouths. i'm partial to 'nature's bliss' natural toothpaste myself. And i've even seen homeopathic toothpastes by weleda at the hfs! LOL i bet that they'd work on cd's too
i use auromere. its from india i think, all herbs and whatnot, tastes like licorice. Tom's of maine uses petrochemicals.