Toolmaggot

Well, you would probably be quite bored and lonely.


and since no one else posted any pics of any kind of balls, I win

 

My d00d George has the most epic balls of anybody I know. His sack is like two grapefruits in a nylon.

 

George is the perfect name for him. If I saw his picture, george would be the first name that came to mind.

 

Greek ass hobo motherfucker.

God, I love him.

...And his hot bag of nickels.

 

Those ain't realz.

 

yeah those are seriously some epic ballz!

 

Those are as real as it gets.

He can batwing 'em up to his bellybutton. Looks like a flying squirrel.

 

You serious?

Has he gotten checked for testicular cancer? :bigear:

 

this thread was total fail til george ballz

 

Imagine the amount of jizz he could produce with those balls if he didn't jack off for a week.

You should totally let him cum on your face, tool.

 

and pix

 

i like toolmaggot's sig pic but i think if i knew her id have to kill her.

 

Eck. He actually shoots pretty normal loads, if I remember correctly.

It's been a while since I've bopped Der George.

 

Does he have a massive cock or is it just the ball sack?

 

Yeah, that's how most people think.

 

Nope, just the balls.

On the easy side of average lookin' cack. But he is uncircumcised. Which makes for hilarity.

 

Circumcision for teh epic lose.

 

Well, he's the only kid we know that's got foreskin, still. So it's fun to single him out.

I drew eyes on it and he made it smoke a cigarette.

 

Fucking mutilators.

What kind of parents let a doctor butcher their newborn's damn genitals.

Sick, I tell ye. Sick.

 

I am not letting my thread turn into an argument on circumcision.

Back to the balls.

They're epic.