Took my dog to the mall

I have nuts. I want a squirrel...

 

i want a squirel because i need nuts, they can be stored in where my brain should be but since there's a lack thereof, i need a squirel to bring me nuts

 

I want a SQUI-RREL!

 

i thought she wanted the goose that laid the golden egg...

maybe a baby squirrel would be cute, if it was possible i'd fuck a squirrel...
hmmm gotta think about that, i hear they fuck more than rabbits though so of course i'd be all for it...

i'm such a horny wench

 

That was the old version, in the Johnny Depp version, she wants a squirrel.

 

i'm glad someone clued me i ain't into the new hip shit, i'm totally slow on the times when it comes to the movies, although damn why wouldn't she want a golden egg anymore? that's so freaking weird!

 

didn't she want a squirrel in the book?

i'm pretty certain it wasn't an egg at least.

 

The new version sort of...fucks the old version hard. It's sad watching Gene Wilder get raped like that.

 

Undies has a point, Burton's version was supposed to be off the book, not off the original musical.

 

it really is i thought he did an excellent willie wonka.

and underwear, i never read the book, maybe i should, i do like to read and all.

 

Yeah, way back then, they couldn't pull off the "hundreds of squirrels" scene, so they switched it to geese.

 

that's a pretty good switch though, geese are probably fairly easy to get abunch of and it doesn't take much golden foil to make them the geesethat lay the golden eggs

 

We've been through this before. They are called ovaries.

 

i think it's funny how we've gone from service dog to charlie and the chocolate factory.... haha

atleast i got to SICKEN someone in the thread! LOL

 

geese that lay golden eggs SICKEN me.

 

it is fairly obvious that Zoomie has no nuts!

 

i wonder if they are double yolked eggs?

 

I always wanted a service monkey

 

......oops.....I meant wife