Tongue twisters

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by NEMISIS, Jan 16, 2005.

  1. NEMISIS

    NEMISIS GONE

    I'm not a smart feller,
    I'm a smart feller's son
    And I'll keep felling smarts
    'Till the smart feller comes.
     
  2. NEMISIS

    NEMISIS GONE

    I'm not a fog ducker,
    I'm a fog ducker's son
    And I'll keep ducking fogs
    'Till the fog ducker comes.
     
  3. NEMISIS

    NEMISIS GONE

    I am not the fig plucker,
    I'm a fig plucker's son.
    And I'll keep plucking figs
    'Till the fig plucker comes.
     
  4. NEMISIS

    NEMISIS GONE

    I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit;
    and on the slitted sheet I sit.
     
  5. BlackGuardXIII

    BlackGuardXIII fera festiva

    The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

    Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
     
  6. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

    Sally said she sued Sasha's son
    repeat multiple times
     
  7. NEMISIS

    NEMISIS GONE

    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
    If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
    He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
    And chuck as much as a woodchuck would
    If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
     
  8. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

    You kinda fucked that one up
    The response is suppossed to be:
    A woodchuck would chuck
    as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck
    if a woodchuck could chuck wood
     

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