Tomb Raider Is Now Older Than Most Dogs Or Whisky

Discussion in 'Gaming' started by The Walking Dickhead, Oct 24, 2016.

  1. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

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    Still not played New n Tasty, waiting for it to go on sale at Steam again..

    I loved the Nevada level in TRIII
     
  2. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Me neither. I vaguely recall I played a free demo of it years ago on the xbox 360 :p
     
  3. autophobe2e

    autophobe2e Senior Member

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    YOU FUCKING FEMINIST HOW DARE YOU

    ...I also thought it was great.
     
  4. Lady Shadow

    Lady Shadow Art is But a Shadow of the Divine Perfection

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    I don't give a fuck what anyone says, I love Tombraider, and I loved her tits. It's not a feminist issue, she is iconic, and it showed that Indiana Jones had some good female competition.
     
  5. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

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    I've never actually see her tits, which is slightly disappointing really. I bet she goes au naturelle down below as well, since I don't imagine shaving rash would go down so well in the jungle. I'm ok with that too.
     
  6. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Animated tits never really intrigued me. Jolies tits were of course astounding.
     
  7. unfocusedanakin

    unfocusedanakin The Archaic Revival Lifetime Supporter

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    She is the same person in the new games. The only difference is her proportions are more realistic. Still has tits though. I don't know what you mean.
     
  8. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Yeah he's confusing things. She looks a bit younger (prequels to the older games after all) and more realistic. She's obviously still crafted to look physically appealing.

    I even disagree that Lara looked hotter in the older games. But I guess I like realism more than big pointy tits. And that she's like in her late teens now doesn't hurt at all. So how Yggdrazil is seeing all kinds of feministic developments here might just tell more about his mindset or where he gets his info from than this game and its protagonist on itself.
     
  9. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    I have a few and I am sure there are more pics and paintings of her au naturelle.
    If you are looking for official pics though... give up. The creators say if you saw her without clothes all you would see are digital wires.
     
  10. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i wouldn't say they intrigue me, but i still look if they're there.
     
  11. unfocusedanakin

    unfocusedanakin The Archaic Revival Lifetime Supporter

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    The rumor when I was a kid was there was nudity codes for the games. Now I know they would never put something like that in a game meant for the Pg-13 crowd. Also wouldn't you want some cloths to protect you in the tombs? A lot of sharp and dirty things.
     
  12. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Are you asking me? Personally I always raid tombs naked. But I've never been to Siberia.
     
  13. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

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    Said the bishop to the archaeologist
     
  14. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    In like one year. People who are 18 are gonna be born in year 2000......

    Which means I been a down ass Juggalette for over half my life. Since 99'.
     
  15. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

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    As long as they're not born again Christians
     
  16. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

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    Say. The new Lara Croft is rather cute. I especially like her slightly lazy eye, I hope the dolls they bring out also have this feature.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=8ndhidEmUbI
     
  17. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    What is it with movies these days? This trailer for the Tomb Raider looks so uninspiring.

    Even I know Lara Croft is supposed to have big boobs to pack male teens into movie theatres

    And at the same time neither can she be a manly Geena Davis/ Sigourney weaver type becuase we have to send the message tiny little princesses can do what anyone else can
     
  18. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

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    In other words you want Lara Croft to be a transgender man like Ripley or Norman Reedus?

    OK, I'll try to find a new film with some hairy bikers in it for you.
     
  19. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    All the Tomb raider movies are mediocre, kind of cliché and uninspired. With this title/franchise its really the games where its at. Which has some mediocre ones too... but the latest two are ok again happily.
    I don't expect anything spectacular from a new TR movie
     
  20. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

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    I agree. All the Tomb Raider films suck. But the point is Alicia Vikander is as cute as a button.
     

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