Toilet poetry

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by velvet, Jan 28, 2005.

  1. velvet

    velvet Banned

    There is a website with stuff that people found writting on toilet walls.. pretty funny:

    http://www.thewritingsonthestall.com/

    A few examples:

    Here I sit I'm at a loss
    Trying to shit out taco sauce
    I know I'm gonna drop a load
    I only hope I don't explode

    ..................

    A kiss is two questions answered at once.

    ...................

    WHY LOOK HERE-THE JOKES
    IN YOUR HAND​
    (LOCATED AT A URINAL)


    ...................



    JESUS SAVES!
    -below-

    YEAH, BUT MOSES INVESTS.


     
  2. velvet

    velvet Banned

    Hehhehehe.. I'm reading more on that site.. this entry is briliant:

    Science Block
    Norwich UK NR4 7TJ
    Men's restroom, 1st floor

    I was visiting UEA (University of East Anglia) and found this gem on the wall of the stall.

    Don't beam me up Scottie, I'm having a Sh

    The thought of Jim squatting on the transporter pad just made me ache with laughter.
     
  3. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

    Have a sign the the toilet that says ' Extremely high wing area'... One of my flat mates brought it for me about 10 yrs ago...
     
  4. sooty_the_kat

    sooty_the_kat Senior Member

    the toilets at university are boring all the writing is like, "my boyfriend dumped me wahh wahh"

    it's the desks that have the good stuff. ive contributed quite a lot to the desks
     
  5. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

    "why look here, the joke is in your hands"

    haha that is brilliant!!
     
  6. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

    save paper
     
  7. Kione

    Kione Member

    Any one ever contribute anything good to the stalls? I think the best that I have a claim to was "Don't shit on Gus." and that's not all that good now is it?
     

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