"Now, Homer, I know what you're thinking, and I want to take the pressure off. It doesn't take a, whiz, to see that you're looking out for number one. Well, listen to me, and you'll make a big splash very soon." "Ooh! Which way to the bathroom?" "Oh, it's the 23rd door on the left." "[runs thru house, door to door] Nope. Nope. Nope." "[sighs] He wouldn't even hear me out. Find the bathroom all right?" "Uh... yeah." -Last Exit to Springfield, Mr. Burns and Homer Simpson, Season 4, Episode 17, Original air date: March 11, 1993. "Our city will not negotiate with terrorists. Is there a city nearby that will?" "No need, sir. We'll find that head case faster than Garfield finds lasagna. Oh. I'm sorry. My— My wife thought that was gangbusters." "[they open porta-potty revealing Grampa Simpson] This elevator only goes to the basement. And someone made an awful mess down there." -Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming, Col. Leslie Hapablap, Private and Grampa Simpson, Season 7, Episode 9, Original air date: November 26, 1995. "Tonight on Eye on Springfield... opening day at the world's first two-story outhouse." "[both men wave, and walk into the two levels of the outhouse] Oh, God! Stop!" -My Sister, My Sitter, Kent Brockman and Man, Season 8, Episode 17, Original air date: March 2, 1997.
