Toaster

last summer i had a very bad episode with waffles and toasters and flames and burnt waffles........




who remembers that?? ahahahah

 

i eat toast like everyday. Its the best thing ever. Makes me happppppy.

I eat regular waffles.. from a waffle iron?



My sisters and I used to have to break into the house when I was little. We had one of those garage doors that goes all up (instead of the ones that roll up...) and they would lift the corner, and I'd slide through since I was the smallest. Then open the garage and then we'd pick the door lock with a screwdriver and a hammer (incidentally, thats also what you used to start a car you're stealing...). We got in a lot of trouble for ruining the garage door and the regular door...

 

Ahahaha

Maryanne ... you rebel.

 

wait why were you breaking in the house?

 

locked out. we forgot our key and didnt have one of those nifty keypad code things to open the doors



in high school I helped my friend break into his house (he didnt have a key).. his parents kept changing the code on the thing, and not telling him. i told him he should take it as a hint...

 

what kinda parents do that?

 

ahahahahaha.ive been locked out my house because i forgot my keys.i had to wait like 2 hours outside (the one day the library was closed)

 

not me because i am paranoid obsessive compulsive about that and check to see if i have my keys 20 times before and after leaving the house..

 

why is the toaster always the appliance that's unplugged? i had a waiting-for-toast-that-isnt-toasting experience today already.


i've never lived somewhere where we had to lock our doors.
BUT, i was with my friend once, and his roommates locked him out of his apartment on accident, so we had this big man with a huge black mustache who had been watching us from his apartment as we struggled for a few hours come over with a crowbar and pry the door open.

 

ahahahahahahaha

well i had the toaster unplugged so i wouldn't use it.cause our A/C is huge and uses up all the power.so i didn't want the power turning off or anythingcause that usually happens like 4 times during the summer

 

so..noone remembers the waffle episode?

gawd yall suckk

 

i remmeebr you said you almost burnt the house down even though that was before my time

 

haha yeah

 

yesss that does suck very big balls!!!!

 

very verry big ones

 

Last winter I got locked out of my house during a really fucking cold/crazy snowstorm... And my next door neighbour/mom's best friend's house where I'm welcome to go if I'm locked out, even if she's not home either.. was locked. Her house gets locked one time in her twenty years of living there and it's the day I have nowhere to go during a huge blizzard..

So I went into my studio/office outside (no heat) and wrapped blankets around myself for two hours and read a book.

Oh, life.

 

awww how cute

 

It was HORRIBLE micha.

It was so fucking cold... I just sat there cursing and reading and shivering.

I should start keeping canned foods in there... ahahha

 

and perhaps a lighter and barbecue

 

yeah but its still cuuuutee



i wish the weather would change like that here..
our biggest changes wipe out entire cities and coasts at a time