To tell the truth number 4

I've never cheated on a woman I've loved. I wouldn't dream of it.


What's the most embarrassing moment of your life you can remember?

 

the time i jumped out of the water at the beach and my swimsuit top fell off in front of family, friends and a ton of strangers and i didnt even realize it till someone told me.

for the girls, have you ever written your boyfriend a love letter?

for the boys, have you ever received a love letter from your girlfriend?

 

Yes, I've received many. I love receiving them. I've also written many. I love writing to women I love. I can't always show how I feel, so I write instead.


Have you ever gotten so mad at an inanimate object that you smashed the hell out of it? If so what was the object? Why'd you smash it? Did it feel good to do so?

 

Regarding love letters: I've written so many I can't possibly remember them all. I almost never write "letters" per se anymore - do love emails count? I love to express warmth and affection in emails, and do so frequently. Love is such a precious commodity in the world, it's good to express it often. Oops, the question was whether I've received a love letter - ummm, yes - lots of them. Some even fairly recently.

Regarding smashing inanimate objects: It is a known fact that inanimate objects are out to get me. However I usually confine my vengeance to verbal assaults - curses and profanities. I have been known to slap inanimate objects around, though I can't think of any specific instances at the moment. And yes, it makes me feel quite powerful, even though the object generally behaves no better after I give it what-for.

Have you ever pretended to be someone you are not on the Internet?

 

i use a different name but i don't pretend to be anyone other than who i am....

what is the first sentence that comes to mind when you hear these words... "so.... where did you hide the body then?"

 

I drew a blank for a long time, but finally came up with a horror-flik scenario: I revived the victim, and now my mind occupies both bodies...mwah ha ha ha!!!

Have you ever worn steel-toed boots, and if so why?

 

I own a pair and must wear them frequently. Although I have an office job and travel frequently, I have to go "into the field" about once a month...

How much money would it require for you to be sexually intimate with a member of the same sex?

 

I would be paid nothing, cause that would never happened

what is your favorite t,v show?

 

honestly im not sure. I watch my home team sports the most though.

What gets under your skin in public places?

 

Attention seeking couples. Stop trying to shag each other, i'm trying to get on the train.

What haven't you tried in the bedroom, but you wish you had?

 

i've never drank beer while in the "bedroom"

which of your senses do you think you will lose first due to age?

 

my eyesight shit is already bad , its hard for me to stay focused on things like seeing double


what is your biggest fantasy ( i know its stupid couldn't think of anything) (else)

 

To marry Prince Harry and die a great classical composer.

What is the most amount of money you have spent in one night?

 

NomadQ...welcome to this thread and welcome to hip forums...dont be shy about PMing me if you have any questions whatsoever...i know nothing and probably wont be able to help you but i will do it with charm and manners...also come to the random facts about you thread and meet the other losers that hide there with me...we are a fun bunch..or at least I am a fun bunch

My girlfriend jody gave a 10 envelope love letter complete with a lock of hair and a baby tooth...i wish now i had acknoledged her effort at the time...i recently searched her name on the www but no luck

I am a fiery sob so ya..one time a banana dissed me by spitting at my feet and i lost it..i picked up a knife and stabbed it 12 times..fucker had it coming

do you mean other than now?....no

you must wear them at work here almost every where other than an office...its a law so we dont have to pay huge sums to idiots willing to trade a toe for 20 thou

usually i pay about 2 hundred unless i also want the tower of power...that costs extra

deadliest catch....friday night lights....big brother

when my exe used to get mad if I looked at another girl in public...she would flip the fuck out and embarrass me

you talk like i will never get the chance for unfulfilled dreams...i cant tell here but it involves a monkey....a librarian and 30 gallons of milk

What? Pardon?...speak up you young whipper snapper

I answered with the bedroom Q up there^




Saturday Question...Please pass this one on all day

Did you ever steal money?

I know you have so lets hear about it....I have a good one for later

 

From the ashtray in my dads car when I was younger, in order to buy Pogs. I got caught, but instead of being told off they decided they were cheap enough to not give me pocket money all that time, so started doing that instead.

Otherwise, I have never stolen. I came close to take a drink from a shop, went through the door with it, but went back in and told them I walked out with a drink without realising. The guy let me have it for my honesty.


Have you ever farted on a busy train or bus?

 

Yeah lots of times, and drugs and clothes and food ...... the list is endless. A mis-spent youth I'm afraid. I've just read this whole thread and can't think of a new question so I will leave you with Rollingalong's.

 

Hahaha! Missed my window but quite funny, no?

 

At least your question wasn't completely ignored

 

on coke 2000....on booze at a bar..about 300....on dinner for 2......maybe 150 but that was 20 years ago so back then i was no cheap skate...and i wasnt ignoring you..i got side tracked and missed it....i am sorry....it will likely happen again....besides...you have been IGNORING my advances for quite some time...

SATURDAY QUESTION...have you ever stolen money?