To tell the truth number 4

nope

ever sharted?

 

ewwwww no!!!!


ever fall asleep durring sex ?

 

yeah but we did it on purpose, we both took a few zanex b/c we wanted to fall asleep as one, we were really in love.

what are some things that make you happy in life?

 

love... music... nature...god...


in case you do - do you smoke pure or mixed with tobacco or other herbs ?

 

when I do I mix a bit of tobacco to make it burn better


Do you think 9/11 was an inside job or was it al qaeda?

 

i dont think about it at all....some things are better left as unknowns

what is your earliest memory

 

thats hard... my most clear was when i was five. when my brother was born.

what scares you?

 

fear


What is your favorite story?

 

the police scare me...they have some very devious ways of screwing with people....meeting an angry bear on the trail in the bush...also scary.something bad happening to my kids and grand kids is a scary thought for me

lunar....those one word answers are NOT permitted in these threads....except by me...for obvious reasons...its more of a story type thread..or at least that was my intention...so pick a time you were scared and tell us about it

my favorite story....very hard question because there are so many kinds of stories so i will generalize a little..as a dad i liked reading short stories to my kids..nothing worse than when your kid wants you to breeze through a 50 page book at bed time..i remember doing pages 2 at a time to con my kids to sleep lol

i do enjoy true 'farfetched' stories too where you say 'no fuckin'way'...'he didnt'......'are you kidding me'?..that kind



i liked broony's question......i will expand it

ever get angry at someone that 'scared' you...ie...jumping out and yelling etc

 

alright, sorry then

to answer both questions at once; yes I've gotten mad before when my brother used to jump out of hiding and scare me. One time I was swimming across the river in this place called Burnstown, I got 3/4 way across (I was 11 or 12) and got grabbed by weeds. I was sure I was going to drown as I was tired but my uncle swam out and got me.

Have you ever done anything bad and blamed it on someone else or a pet, did you get away with it?

 

Yeah, I was blaming on my sibling for my bad actions as a kid. That's what little sisters are for, right?

Have you ever been caught during sex?

 

Yea, the very first time I ever had full sex without a condom. My girlfriend at the time was super into it and I felt like a big man and all that, then I hear my mom say something to us from out in the hallway. I don't remember what she said but it was pretty damn embarrassing. My girlfriend wanted to finish but I was just too embarrassed.


Ever walked in on people having sex?

 

Not that I remember

If you were a Swatch what color would you be?

 

Is this a serious question? Try and pick a better one.

 

I just had a flash back damnit

 

If the world was square would penguins fly?

 

on saturday i was at a wedding..all my family was there including my grand children..about 10 45 pm,my grandson who is almost 3 and I decided to take a breather in the lobby...sitting on the chair with him on my lap,we watched as they rolled out tray after tray of the most decadent desert spread...the topper being a chocolate fountain with strawberries and marshmallows to dip...i watched basil's eyes widen as it grew closer to 11 when he would be allowed to eat the deserts..i could feel his excitement...i was excited for him too......



and i was happy

ever need stitches to close a cut?

 

yes, but it was just a couple, in my thigh... was out bikeriding with my friend... i'd gone backwards, on my belly, down a slide in a disused playground near Gatwick Airport, there was loads of glass at the bottom... my quick-thinking friend stopped the blood-flow with a torn up petticoat...

at what age do you think you started THINKING about sex... not doing it, but THINKING about it? actually, i might start a poll thread with that question...

 

That depends, I can remember being in grades 1 and 2, I had a crush on this girl for two years, and I can remember having the urge to play doctor with her. After that probably around 7 or 8 is when a friend mentioned it, though none of us knew what it was. I thought about what it must be after that, trying to figure out how it would work.



What's the worst thing you can ever remember doing to someone?

 

There are lots of times I've been unkind to some degree...but I should talk about the first thing that jumped into my mind, because it seems to be the one I feel worst about. When I was first married to my current wife, my youngest step child was just three years old. He had a bedroom to himself, and he had toys scattered over pretty much the entire floor. I told him to put all the toys in his toy box, but he just went in there and played instead. I told him a couple more times with the same result, and finally I yelled at him and made him cry. Every time I think about it, it hits me in the stomach - what an asshole I was. I could have made a game of it, if I'd had more love and patience. He's grown now - 21 years old - and he's the greatest kid you could ask for - in spite of my mistakes.

Here's the answer to lils' question: I didn't know sex existed until I was 11 - I guess I was sheltered - and my mom was a priss - and so that's when I first started thinking about it - even though I started masturbating when I was just four. But I don't think I started thinking about sex with the idea of really wanting to do it with a girl until I was 13 - though I started having crushes on girls when I was only five.

Have you ever been caught cheating on your spouse or avowed bf/gf?